Simon Doonan Gropes Donatella and Gets a TV Show; The Girdle for Men; M.I.A. Does Marc by Marc Jacobs; Bottoms for Obama; Karl Lagerfeld Owns More Than One Suit

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Simon Doonan (pictured, feeling up Donatella Versace), quite possibly the most fabulous window dresser ever, except for Hollywood in the Mannequin films, will see his own life portrayed on the small screen. His memoir, Nasty: My Family and Other Glamorous Varmints, will be turned into a comedy series for BBC2 in the UK by the producer behind Ab Fab, Little Britain and The Office. And don't forget to pick up Doonan's new book Eccentric Glamour, which hits stores April 8th. [WWD]

Need to lose some extra pounds immediately? Pour yourself into slimming underwear. The girdle for men has hit Saks Fifth Avenue! Drag queens rejoice! Now say it with me, boys: "Breathe up, not out." [Guardian UK]

M.I.A.'s Marc by Marc Jacobs ad campaign is pretty damn amazing. If you don't believe me, just click here. [FabSugar]

Sex and politics always go hand in hand—after all, everyone gets fucked by the government at some point. So, show your political position, whether you prefer to take your politics standing up, sitting or laying down with your legs in the air. Embrace the starfish as a new political party! Bottoms for Obama! [The New Gay]

Karl Lagerfeld changed his clothes. Seriously. Casting aside his black suit and skinny tie, he was snapped sporting a gray three-piece suit and bowtie. He didn't, however, lose his super-high collar. What else would hold up his head? [FabSugar UK via Jezebel]

Presidential Fashion Face-Off!

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Could fashion win the Presidential race in 2008? Today's NY Times featured a story about pro-candidate fashions that Hillary, Barack, Giuliani and others hawk on their websites at stupid-patriotic prices like $20.08 and $17.76.

Want an ObamaMAMA t-shirt? or a Barack the Vote shirt? How about a Mitt Romney foam baseball mitt (vom!)?

Well, to see who is winning the race, your Stylelist took a scientific poll of the youth of America using Cafe Press—the DIY shirt design company.

Hillary: 11,800 Designs
Best Designs Include: "A woman's place is in the House, the Senate and the Oval Office." "Bill Clinton for First Man." "Clinton Ruined a Dress. Bush Ruined a Nation." "It always takes a Clinton to clean up after a Bush."

Barack: 7,630 designs
Best Designs Include: "Obamalicious!" "Mama for Obama" "Bros Before Hoes" "I inhaled...that was the point. - Barack Obama" "Obama Baracks My World." "Librarians for Barack Obama" "WWOD: What Would Obama Do?"

Giuliani: 2,380 designs
Best Designs Include: "Giuliani 2008: Just Vote for the Queen" "You're in for a Rudy awakening." "Ferret Owners Against Giuliani" (all press is good press!)

According to our totally unscientific count, it looks like Hillary ahead by 4000 points!

Pranking Politicians in Style

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Radar reports that the outgoing evil mastermind Karl Rove (thank the lord he's leaving) fell victim to a not-so-vicious prank of vandalism. Well, his Jaguar fell victim anyway. It appears, that while Rove took a little sea cruise with the President, someone wrapped his car in plastic wrap, mounted two stuffed  eagles on the trunk, stuck an "I Love Obama" sticker on the windshield and covered a few windows in fluorescent sticky notes.

Why didn't anyone think of this sooner?

Stylewise, I must point out the brilliant use of sticky notes in what looks like fluorescent shades of yellow, pink and blue, colors that are so de rigeur since the '80s are back in a huge way this season. The eagles give a "pro-eagle" kind of animal rights statement that Stella McCartney would approve. And while the cellophane is reminiscent of Miu Miu's sheer womens wear for Fall, I think the bandits should have chosen to wrap the car in Damien Hirst's skull wallpaper, Burberry's iconic check or at least a few hundred Hillary '08 stickers. At least that would block out the light, which I hear vampires don't like so much.

Now where is Condoleezza's car?

Mike Huckabee: the Other Man From Hope

How's this for steely resolve? In 2003, then-Arkansas Republican governor Mike Huckabee, a little porky and more than a little diabetic, went on a diet and dropped 110 pounds. No bariatric surgery, no Trimspa, just good old-fashioned exercise and a healthy diet, under the advisement of a doctor.

Before, after

Now Huckabee hopes the same guts and gumption can carry him all the way to the White House. Hey, Bill Clinton was also an Arkansas Governor (born in Hope), and virtually unknown, not long before being elected.

On the plus side, Huckabee's been rated one of America's best governors (Time Magazine), and started programs to help Arkansans slim down (he even wrote a book, Quit Digging Your Grave with a Knife and Fork). His advice to Americans includes not watching TV while you eat dinner.

Now the downside: he got an anti-gay marriage amendment passed in Arkansas, supports teaching creationism, and sometimes wears an American flag guitar strap. Here's Huckabee performing with his band, Capitol Offense. Click here to watch a pop-up video style clip of the boys at work. There's another similarity to Bubba: an embarrassing penchant for playing musical instruments in public.

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John Edwards: the Art of Looking Good

In part two of Stylelist's Candidate Couture series, we feast our eyes on ex-North Carolina senator John Edwards, easily the studliest man to run for President...since John Edwards' candidacy in 2004.

A cute face of course does not necessarily spell electoral success. How many attractive former chief executives can you name? What's more, Edwards has been picked on for his looks (Ann Coulter called him"faggot", and in 2004 he was nicknamed "the Breck girl" because of his lustrous chestnut hair.)

A few weeks ago, important video evidence of how Edwards does his hair surfaced on Youtube. Basically, he flips and fiddles with his bangs for an absurdly long time (do we detect vanity?), then a lady comes along and does it for him.

So what makes JE just so studly?

A) He has a great body. How many 53 year olds do you know who look this good in a suit?

B)He's photogenic. We could not locate a photo of JE wincing, frowning, or looking peeved. Compare this pic ("I feel your pain") with what the New York Daily News did to poor Senator Clinton last week!

C) He isn't afraid to wear jewelry. Good, manly jewelry, of course, like this Lance Armstrong bracelet. Does make him look a bit nelly, though. 

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Mitt Romney: Dressed Strongly

The first in an occasional series of profiles of the Presidential candidates. They say Washington is Hollywood for ugly people. We want to know why these men and woman want to live there!

Some fun facts about Mitt Romney:

His first name is actually Willard. Mitt is his middle name.

He speaks fluent French. He did his mormon missionary year in France when he was 19.

During that time he took once-weekly showers at the public baths.

His father was born in Mexico. The Romneys had moved there because polygamy was illegal in the United States.

He was for gay rights before he was against 'em.

Romney's style

Mitt Romney is most comfortable in a suit and tie. His ties are all red or blue, usually in a conservative pattern. A former businessman, Romney always wears suits that are well-tailored and never, ever looks like a shlub.

He's perfectly at ease in a tux. Romney will probably never be invited to the Academy Awards, but if he is elected, you can expect the first couple to dress something like this at the inaugural ball.

This is what we call Presidential Candidate Smart-Casual. Almost all of them do it. Khakis, dark blazer, shirt without a tie. Romney's favorite accessory is his wife, Anne.

At some point, every candidate must prove he can dress like a cowboy. Here Mitt is showing former Attorney General John Ashcroft around Olympic venues at Salt Lake City. The hat says "tough guy", the fleece says "I prefer a garment with strong wicking."